Piero Scaruffi


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 * "why can't I marry a 12 year old?" - Piero Scaruffi

Piero "Crazy Legs" Scaruffi is a legendary Italian-American hiker, historian, philosopher, poet, scientist, and art critic. He runs a website containing his music reviews, poetry, photography, and writings about various subjects. He is likely smarter than you about all all things because he has more PhD's and has fucked more bitches than you ever will. He is by many considered a "master patrician" with undeniable taste such as Korn, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Aqua, Animal Collective, Xiu Xiu and fucking Lana Del Rey. He is also a prominent leader in the anti-web 2.0 movement. While visiting his site, you may think to yourself that the site hasn't been updated since the late '90s, which is still unknown to this day. He is believed to be sexually attracted to 12 year old girls.

Best Rock Albums of All Times

 * 1) Captain Beefheart - Trout Mask Replica
 * 2) Robert Wyatt - Rock Bottom
 * 3) Faust - Faust I
 * 4) The Velvet Underground - The Velvet Underground & Nico
 * 5) The Doors - The Doors
 * 6) Popol Vuh - Hosianna Mantra
 * 7) Pere Ubu - Modern Dance
 * 8) Royal Trux - Twin Infinitives
 * 9) John Fahey - Fare Forward Voyagers
 * 10) Nico - Desert Shore

Notable Pages

 * Best Rock albums of all time
 * Scaruffi's favorite artist
 * Avant-Garde Artists
 * Friends of Scaruffi
 * The History of Rock and Dance Music
 * Quotes from the magnificent Scaruffi (selected by his readers):