The Beatles

The Beatles are a dad rock pop band from the days of yore. Many believe that they are the greatest band ever although this is false. Nobody believes that. In truth they are just some pop band that people go apeshit over because they have a few radio hits.

The members are as follows: Some guy wrote this lengthy essay about The Beatles if you wanna read it, or you could just skim the first paragraph (which gets posted on /mu/ a lot).
 * John
 * Paul
 * Paul
 * Paul
 * Nirvana

The Early Years
Before The Beatles became the blasphemic teen hearthrob talentless hacks, they were just blasphemic hacks. Early Beatles activities included nailing condoms to the wall, hanging out in titty bars, and generally being edgy. They continued to act this way until some fucker made them straighten up and play right. They then started stealing from black people and making girls cream and faint.