The Doors

The Doors were a rock band founded by Jim Morrison and Ray Manzarek in Los Angeles, California, in 1965, and they were later joined by Robbie Krieger and John Densmore. They were known for their experimental lyrics and being one of the progenitors of psychedelic rock. They were the first American band to reach Gold and later Platinum status across 6 albums. After frontman Jim Morrison passed away from eating too much chicken in 1971, the surviving members of The Doors continued on for two more albums that were absolute failures with only one or two songs on each worth listening to. In 1978 they reunited for the album An American Prayer, which featured clips of Morrison recording his poetry in spoken-word with music accompaniment.

The Doors have been described by a hack """music critic""" Pooro Scoorfy as "the closest thing rock music has produced to William Shakespeare."

In reality The Doors were total hacks without an ounce of talent led by a drug addict industry plant. In fact their work can be very well described by the following passages:

>*shitty CIA-funded circus music starts playing*

>I EAT MORE CHICKEN THAN ANY MAN EVER SEEN

>*shitty guitar solo*

>SHE GET HIIIIGH

>SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIGH

>SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH

>*shitty ten minute keyboard solo*

>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>*song ends*

Wow, truly the GOAT band. Thank you Jim Morrison for your truly groundbreaking """music""".

Personnel
Jim Morrison - Singer, Songwriter

Ray Manzarek - Keyboardist

Robbie Krieger - Lead Guitar, Songwriter

John Densmore - Drums

Discography

 * The Doors (1967)


 * Strange Days (1967)


 * Waiting for the Sun (1968)


 * The Soft Parade (1969)


 * Morrison Hotel (1970)


 * L.A. Woman (1971)


 * Other Voices (1971)


 * Full Circle (1972)


 * An American Prayer (1978)