Black Metal

Black Metal (also known as Trve Kvlt Shit) is huh, wow, and the worst genre of music of music ever and a way of life for some neckbeards nobody cares about. It was created by Varg Vikernes as well as a bunch of other stupid Norweigen fuckers.

Black Metal has been responsible for inspiring people to burn churches, wear stupid-ass makeup, grow their hair long, and make them think they're intimidating.

It is also a form of meal and should not be considered as food.

Black Metal Fans
The typical black metal fan can be found being fat, being skinny, being ugly, and hiding from the outside world. Old black metal fans can be found in jail, in a grave, or burning down churches.