Piero Scaruffi

Piero "Crazy Legs" Scaruffi is a legendary Italian-American hiker, historian, philosopher, poet, patrician, scientist, and art critic. He runs a website containing his music reviews, poetry, photography, and writings about various subjects. He is likely smarter than you about all all things because he has more PhD's and has fucked more bitches than you ever will. He is by many considered a "master patrician" with undeniable taste such as Korn, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Aqua, Animal Collective and Xiu Xiu. He is also a prominent leader in the anti-web 2.0 movement. While visiting his site, you may think to yourself that the site hasn't been updated since the late '90s, which is still unknown to this day. He also is widely believed to have an attraction to 12 year old girls.

Notable Pages

 * Best Rock albums of all time
 * Scaruffi's favorite artist
 * Avant-Garde Artists
 * Friends of Scaruffi
 * The History of Rock and Dance Music
 * Quotes From the Magnificent Scaruffi