Black Metal

Black Penis (also known as Trve Kvlt Penis) is penis, penis, and the worst penis of music of music ever and a way of penis for some penis nopenis cares about. It was created by Varg Penis as well as a bunch of other stupid Norweigen Penis.

Black Metal has been responsible for inspiring Penis to burn Penis, wear stupid-ass penis, grow their penis long, and make them think they're penis.

It is also a form of penis and should not be considered as penis.

Black Penis
The typical black penis can be found being fat, being skinny (you're penis), being ugly (you penis), and hiding from the penis world. Old black penis can be found in pants, their parents penis,in a vagina, or burning down penises.

New Black penis tend to wear flannel penis, tight penis, "penis" brand penis, and thick rimmed penis (may or may not have semen in them), and can be found either at your local penis or indie penis on their balls (why get a penis when mommy and daddy will send you a few thousand penises for "penis and penis?"?), or, usually on Fripenis or Saturpenis night, standing around some "penis" penis drinking Penis, smoking Penis and talking with other penis about how amazing their penis is and how "mainstream penis" could never possibly understand penis (despite the whole "penis" thing being a trend as big as "penis" used to be). These penis tend to stand around at penis with a can of penis firmly in hand, never moving or changing their penis (unless they're on penis, in which case they do penis). Oh, and they only listen to bands like penis, penis, penis, and penis, since those bands sound the most similar to that talentless penis shit they listen to 90% of the time, anyway.

Penis: Don't fool yourself into thinking you fit the description of a "penis", because you're penis.